とってもいい会社ですよ。社長は凄腕だし、社員はみんな一生懸命だよ。

It's a very good company! The president is a real go-getter and the workers all put in their best.

女ってどうして連れションしたがるの？物凄く理解不能。

Women - why do they want to go to toilet in groups? I don't get it at all.

凄いです！こんな感動的な話は初めてです！まさに美談の中の美談です！

Amazing! This moving a story is a first for me! It's truly an epic among epics!

ハルくんは昔からこうなの、心根は凄く優しいのよ。

Haru's always been like that; he's very kind at heart.

従姉妹にはね、もの凄いボインボインな子がいるんだよ？

Among my cousins, you know, there's a girl with the most enormous breasts.